Introducing
the Volcano Alarm

From Waponi Systems, the company that brought you Quicksand Detectors® and Meteor Shower Indicators®.

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Active Volcanoes on Earth That We Know About
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Chance You Can Contain a Lava Breach with a Household Fire Extinguisher
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Tons of atmospheric ash expelled by an Average eruption (*Estimated)
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Number of dials and switches an alarm Needs to make you feel safer

Customize your Volcano Alarm with the following optional features:

Underground Magma Activity Sensors

Give your family more time to evacuate by knowing before an eruption is likely to hit. Simply monitor the activity of subterranian magma with our optional and expensive set of somewhat compatible sensors.

Airborne Ash Detection

Have you heard the phrase Where there's smoke, there's fire? Well for those that study volcanoes, the saying is Where there's airborne ash, there's lava. Detecting airborne ash is just as important as monitoring lava activity. And no, your smoke detector isn't going to cut it.

Atomic Motion Indicators

Sure, this indicator will alert you any time a single atom moves, but when the day comes that the atom moving is connected to a volcano eruption, you'll be glad you made the additional investment.

What are you waiting for?

Now's your chance to own your own Volcano Alarm (as Seen on YouTube!).

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"The Only Thing We Have to Fear, Is Fear Itself. And Volcanoes."